Feed it a product. It returns 30 ads.

The ad production line for Shopify & DTC brands. It reads your product page, researches the angles, generates the ads, QA-scores every one, rebuilds the failures — and delivers to your inbox within 48 hours. No briefs. No calls. No agency.

START THE ENGINE — €390↓ SEE WHAT COMES OFF THE LINE

PRICE PER AD€13

META SALES FROM ITS ADS$1.1M+

AVG QA SCORE8.6 / 10

MAX DELIVERY TIME48H

WHY THIS EXISTS

I didn't want an agency. I wanted ads.

Every time my own stores needed creatives it was the same circus: a discovery call, a brief, a retainer, a $3,200 invoice and three weeks of waiting — for ads I could have described in one sentence. I never wanted the relationship. I wanted converting ads, sharp angles, a fair price, now.

Nobody sold that. So I built a production line that does — and pointed it at my own stores first. Running this machine's ads on Meta and Pinterest, our own stores sold over $1.1M of product in its first six months. OUTPUT ADS is that same machine, opened to the public.

$1.1M+sold by our own stores on Meta & Pinterest, running ads this machine made — in its first 6 months

"I'LL JUST USE AI"

You have the same models I do. That was never the bottleneck.

Generating an image takes eight seconds. That part is free, and you already have it.

What eats the week is everything either side of it: pulling the angles that actually sell in your category out of competitor ad libraries, writing 30 headlines that aren't one sentence rearranged, setting type that survives at 400px in a feed — and the part nobody does, grading all 30 against a rubric and rebuilding the failures.

By hand that's two days of your week, every launch. In a chat window you get 30 pretty pictures with unreadable headlines and no offer — which is precisely what our rejects look like before rebuild. ↓

€390 buys the pipeline, not the pixels.

WHY THAT PIPELINE IS THE WHOLE GAME

−38%

Ads that look AI-generated get punished on click-through. Ads generated by AI that don't look it beat human-made ads outright — 0.79% vs 0.67% CTR.

Columbia / Harvard / TU Munich, 16 billion impressions, 7,000 advertisers

8.75%

Hit rate of static product images with text — the highest of any Meta format, above UGC (7.56%) and high-production video (6.87%).

Motion benchmarks, 578,750 creatives, $1.3B Meta spend

30 → 2

Winners scale with volume, near-linearly: ~20 ads yields 1–1.6 winners, ~50 yields 2.5–4. Testing three creatives isn't a test.

Motion benchmarks, 6,015 ad accounts

So the job isn't "make images". It's producing enough distinct angles to find the winners — while scrubbing every tell that makes an ad read as generated. That scrubbing is exactly what the QA pass below does, and it's the step a chat window will never do for you.

QA REJECTS — PUBLIC RECORD

The machine grades its own work.

Ads scoring under 8/10 don't ship. They get diagnosed and rebuilt automatically. Real rejects from a production batch:

REJECTEDREBUILT · SHIPPED

Rejected draft: headline too small to read, no call to action

Rebuilt ad: bold legible headline and clear call to action

FAIL 6.1/10: headline invisible at feed size, no CTA → type scaled 4×, offer badge added, CTA button restored.

REJECTEDREBUILT · SHIPPED

Rejected draft: cluttered layout, weak low-contrast text

Rebuilt ad: clean hierarchy, bold claim, strong CTA

FAIL 5.8/10: cluttered layout buries the claim → hierarchy rebuilt around one benefit, CTA strengthened.

YOUR ACTUAL PRODUCT

It advertises your product. Not something that looks like it.

The engine locks onto your real packaging — label, typeface, cap colour, the lot — then builds scenes around it. One product page, many worlds, same jar every time. Read the label:

The product photographed in a living room scene — SCENE 01 — lifestyle, warm

The same product in a different living room scene — SCENE 02 — lifestyle, evening

The same product in an ingredient flat-lay — SCENE 03 — ingredient flat-lay

PROCESS

Four steps. Yours take one minute.

01 — YOUDrop your product URL

The engine reads your page: product, claims, reviews, visuals.

02 — YOUPay. That's your whole job.

Fixed price, Stripe checkout. Then close the tab.

03 — THE MACHINEAngles → ads → QA

Research, generation, rubric scoring, automatic rebuilds.

04 — THE MACHINEInbox, within 48h

Feed-ready files, named by angle, QA sheet included.

THE MATH

€13 an ad. Then pick a pack.

Where you get them	Per ad	Turnaround	Your effort
Creative agency	~€300	3 weeks	Call, brief, retainer, revisions
Fiverr / freelancer	€40–80	5–10 days	You write the brief
You + a chat window	€0	2 days of your week	No rubric, no rebuild
OUTPUT ADS	€13	48 hours	Paste one URL

UNIT SPEC — WHAT LANDS IN YOUR INBOX

30 static ads — 10 top-of-funnel hooks, 10 mid-funnel proof, 10 bottom-funnel offer.
Every ad in 1:1 (1080×1080) and 4:5 (1080×1350) JPG — the two placements Meta actually serves. Feed-ready, no watermark.
Named by angle so you know what you're testing: 03_price-math_TOF_1x1.jpg
Plus the QA sheet — every ad's score, what the rubric flagged, what got rebuilt.
One ZIP. One email. No account, nothing to install.

WHAT YOU ARE NOT SIGNING UP FOR

The biggest tool in this category carries 33% one-star reviews across 4,413 ratings — and almost none of them are about the ads. They are about billing: free trials that auto-convert to the top tier, card details that can't be deleted, refunds approved in writing and never paid. Here is what we structurally cannot do to you:

No subscription. There is nothing to auto-renew. You buy a pack, once.
No trial that becomes a €339 charge. There is no trial and no tier ladder. One price, shown before you pay.
No stored card. Stripe handles checkout; nothing to cancel, nothing to delete, nothing that can charge you again.
No mystery line on your statement. It reads OUTPUT ADS, once, for the amount you agreed.
A refund policy you can read before buying. It's here, in plain words, and it's the one we follow.

ORDER CONSOLENO BRIEF · NO CALL · NO HUMAN

INPUT_01 — ADS PER PRODUCT

INPUT_02 — HOW MANY PRODUCTS?

INPUT_03 — PRODUCT URL

The engine reads each page: product, claims, reviews, visuals.

INPUT_04 — DELIVERY EMAIL

One email when the batch ships. Nothing else, ever.

30 ADS · 1 PRODUCT · DELIVERED WITHIN 48H€390

SECURE STRIPE CHECKOUT — CARD DETAILS NEVER TOUCH THIS SITE. YOU SEE THE TOTAL BEFORE YOU CONFIRM.

ON TIME OR IT'S FREE

Not in your inbox within the promised window? Full refund — and you still get the ads when they land.

REBUILDS, THEN REFUND

Reply with the numbers of any ads you won't run — rebuilt free in 24h. Still won't run one? Reply "refund" within 7 days: money back, files kept.

YOURS OUTRIGHT

Full commercial rights, no licence term, no subscription, no account. Paid media, organic, email — wherever you want.

OPERATOR — Built and run by one person who operates his own DTC stores; the same output runs on them every week. You email a human, not a ticket queue — hello@outputads.com, replies inside 12 hours, always. No calls isn't absence of recourse; it's respect for your time.

EVERY QUESTION WE GET

Answered before you ask.

Do you use my real product photos?

Yes. The engine locks onto your actual packaging — label, typeface, cap colour — pulled from your product page, then builds scenes around it. Nothing invented, nothing “inspired by”.

What exactly lands in my inbox?

One ZIP: every ad in 1:1 (1080×1080) and 4:5 (1080×1350) JPG — the two placements Meta actually serves — named by angle and funnel stage (03_price-math_TOF_1x1.jpg), plus the QA sheet showing every score and every rebuild.

What if my product page is thin?

The engine works from whatever is there — images, claims, price, reviews. Thinner pages get more angles built from the category and the offer instead of from copy. If there is genuinely nothing to work with, we say so and refund rather than ship filler.

Do I need to give you Shopify or Meta access?

No. A public product URL and an email address. Nothing to install, no account, no permissions.

Will these pass Meta's ad review?

They are built to it: no before/after body claims, no personal-attribute targeting language, no unsupported health promises. We can't guarantee a reviewer's judgement — nobody can — but rejected-for-policy ads get rebuilt free.

Can I run these commercially — who owns them?

You do, outright. Full commercial rights for paid media, organic, email, wherever. No licence term, no attribution, no resale restriction on your own product.

What if I hate all 30?

Reply with the numbers of the ads you won't run and the machine rebuilds those free within 24h. If you still won't run a single one, reply “refund” within 7 days: full money back and you keep the files.

Which niches does this not work for?

Anything needing a real human on camera, regulated categories we won't touch (gambling, adult, alcohol, interest-based finance), and products with no usable images anywhere online.

Who is behind this?

One operator who runs his own DTC stores and built this for them first. You email a person, not a ticket queue — replies inside 12 hours, always.

What happens if you're late?

Not in your inbox within the promised window (24h or 48h from payment)? It's free — refunded in full, and you still get the ads when they land.

START THE ENGINE — €39048H OR IT'S FREE · REBUILDS INCLUDED · 7-DAY REFUND